"maybe try plugging it into another machine"
Tried connecting it to laptop already (running XP) - No Go.
"It may not have a drvie letter assigned to it, which you may have to do manually."
Wouldn't let me.
"remove the HD out of its USB enclosure and hook it up to your computer as an IDE"
Next step - I'll let you know how it goes.
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