I have to ask; are you going to chalk up this entirely new strain of foolish events to "young, dumb, full of cum" in preparation for future excuses regarding your up-coming strain of foolish events?
the fact that that I havent been pulled over for two years period, does not confirm that I wasnt violating on the road, but assumes it. I changed and I drive very responsibly keeping in mind what I was taught in belarusian driving school: vehicle is the high danger instrument.

with regards to the last incident - I simply did not notice the sign. I know what cops are looking at on weekend nights while trying to get dui opportunities.

You may be right, there is a bit of pride in my act, not in the act itself, but in the way I was able to get this ticket dismissed. I would say pride in creativity.

Also, I like to read your post, Zeus. Well built sentences with strong words. I see an educaterd and knowledgeable person in you, but at the same time a bit of oldish jerk *not to offend or maybe that is my childish maximalism...