I would like to propose a "STOOP" formal....

[ZEUS]

Thanks Brotha! I have a spot reserved at the Red Rock... I know that when you wake up you step onto the stoop & for a nice, big stretch in your tightie whities as you stare at a row of Isuzus. Then you turn back toward your coffee pot with a sensual scratch of the skid mark generator. How could I allow myself to miss that?

[Ldub]

Thanks Brotha! I have a spot reserved at the Red Rock... I know that when you wake up you step onto the stoop & for a nice, big stretch in your tightie whities as you stare at a row of Isuzus. Then you turn back toward your coffee pot with a sensual scratch of the skid mark generator. How could I allow myself to miss that?

You forgot to mention the sexy way that I arch my back....silhouetted against the majesty of tha Moab morning light...and...oh wait, that's not me...

I forgot what I was talk'n about...

And I SURE don't know what YOU'RE talk'n about...