I know, right.
As to doing it myself. I just keep having visions of trying to apply the screen protector for my phone and getting the bubbles out while aligning it correctly. Apparently I have some type of genetic mental defect that precludes me from completing this task. I dont know who I am kidding. I couldn't properly wrap a present if my life depended on it.
My Wheel store hooked me up with a full set of the black nuts (that sounds kinda bad) for 32 bucks. They are going to call me in to rotate my tires and change out the lugs when they arrive.