Bad back

[VX KAT]

Dear Sue,
I am sorry that I am not able to be there to say this in person, but I have found another rack that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
This new rack cuddles me very tightly, and stretches me until the pain is all gone.
It never complains or nags, and is very quiet.
No arguments over the TV remote, and never tells me to pick up my clothes.

The past few years with "The Rack Queen" have been fun, but we all have to move on some day. I am sure someone else will be quick to stand up to replace me in your life.

Please don't cry, I am just not worth it.

PK

I think I just got a Dear Jane letter...................
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.I've lost out to a machine.....
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.there go my dreams of walking barefoot in Tasmania as I washed and lovingly polished his ........VX.........
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no,... it's all worth it, since we got our ol'e PK back!