Political humor

[ZEUS]

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!

I'm stupid AND still smart enough not to breed... my gift to you and me.

[Marlin]

I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs
I've been told I am attractive and have a rapist wit.
I have a college degree and who cares.
I work pretty hard in the office when I am not chatting with you cats.
Like you, I'm working so illegal immigrants can have free health coverage while government officials continue to dupe me while asking for more money.
I otherwise like to veg on the couch with my own medication
...or abuse myself in the garage while sober.
I also like poetry and long walks on the beach.
OH! ...and pina coladas in the rain.

I'm stupid AND still smart enough not to breed... my gift to you and me.

I don't see how these two can both be true

[tom4bren]

I don't see how these two can both be true

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

[Marlin]

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

[ZEUS]

I don't see how these two can both be true

Well see when you are a victim of a two-party system you are stuck behind the facade of two personalities... like what's in my head. One is the war-mongering Republican hot-head and the other is the hippie Democrat who wants to fake world peace.
So you see, to apease everyone else involved, the two must speak in lies to co-exist!

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

Psycho... delic - "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

Sorry, couldn't resist...

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts...

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt

"Right.", said Fred.

Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

Ailments and remedies come in many forms.

[kodiak]

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.

[Ldub]

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.

Here ya go Bro...

Steamin' hot off da grille...............