Good Morning, Guys With Guns...

[ZEUS]

I'm in SLC. West side YEA-YEA! I'm just west of downtown, north of West Valley. Rumor has it the neighborhood is on the upward swing! It is a strange story tho. The guy who shot the lady cop is the same guy who sold drugs to her brother just beforehand. The Vette and Caddy in question were owned by one guy but not the murderer. They switched plates and the Vette was driven north while the Caddy must have gone south. GPS cell phone tracking led the cops to my street where the Vette was parked. They searched a couple homes in the neighborhood and thought he was in a shed so they gassed it. Turns out they found him this morning in a different shed in Beaver, Utah - southern Utah. Miles and miles from here. They got the 2nd guy too somewhere.

I learned something new though... if you wake up to SWAT teams you go to bed with news crews. I wanted to ask out the correspondent but she was scared of my dog... and my neighborhood.

[handeeman]

I learned something new though... if you wake up to SWAT teams you go to bed with news crews. I wanted to ask out the correspondent but she was scared of my dog... and my neighborhood.

I might woulda offered to move if she was really hot, but she'da had to learn to love the dog.

[nfpgasmask]

Scared of Menace? C'mon!?

Bart

[ZEUS]

Menace was wearing his metal pinch collar and it was dark - looks like a bruiser that way. He always gets REALLY excited about going for a walk so he was bouncing around all crazy. He is getting sneaky about jumping up on his hind legs and giving people kisses on the cheek...

[Ldub]

He is getting sneaky about jumping up on his hind legs and giving people kisses on the cheek...

Just like his Daddy...

All kidding aside, glad you're OK Homie...

[ZEUS]

Just like his Daddy...

All kidding aside, glad you're OK Homie...

HAHA! I almost said that myself, Dub! My latest trick is ___ ___ and then ___ ___ and then ___ ___ on the hood of a Taurus!

[Ldub]

HAHA! I almost said that myself, Dub! My latest trick is ___ ___ and then ___ ___ and then ___ ___ on the hood of a Taurus!

What scares me is...I think I got most of that.