Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
HAHAHA! Well everyone already knows I can be a dick! That's not it, however. That might work for next year... I think I would make it really disgusting though, airbrush veins in and make a "fountain" on top! ...And of course, it needs a Prince Albert! Nice find!
That's a grand idea. You should also get some black pipe cleaner from the craft store and attach some half shaved pubes.

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