BEER

[circmand]

[Alan ponders whether to go fetch another bottle of Peroni from the fridge...]

I like a lot of the Asian beers like Singha and Xing Tao as they're less fizzy that Euro veers or - god help us - US beers.

Anyhow, I can't have a serious converstation about beer with people from the nation that brought us Bud Light! :P

[Despite a 6am start, Alan goes to fridge and...]

A

We do not serve it warm or low carbonation Yuck

We do not sell it in Liter containers (do you think all those people speeding on the autoban are just beer drinkers racing to the next exit to take a piss?)

We can serve it in stadiums and not have the whole Football Game (Yeah I said it Football) deteriate into a riot