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If music is the universal language of all why is it that my neighbor who's chinese keeps asking me what i'm singing.
Another thought is:
If the speed of the light is measured by seconds why is it that national grid charge us per hour.
And recently,regarding the air france catastrofy.If cars comes with air bags for impacts why is it that the air plains doesn't came with any when impact on the floor.
Dakar was just the begining.
and the ultimate oxymoron:
Too much offset
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Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
Goofy is not a dog. Haven't you ever seen 'Stand By Me' ??
Wow...this sounds like one big Steven Wright routine...just read all of the above in a dry monotone voice.
Billy Oliver
15xIronman
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THE Classic...Military Intelligence...credit goes to George Carlin![]()
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Chi Dog...Dog is my Co-pilot
Onward thru the fog
Leave it BETTER than you found it!
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoys it ?
- Why do croutons come in an air tight bags? Aren't they just stale bread?
- If it's true we are here to help others, then what are the others here for?
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"