Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
I have a dream to pick up a freshly flicked smoking butt from the sidewalk and flick it into the face of the person who just put it there! Haven't found a guy small enough yet though...
A couple decades ago I had this opportunity. I was riding my motorcycle home and just pulled up to a red light. This guy pulls up in the lane next to me, rolls down his window and flicks his cigarette on the ground in front of my bike. I rolled forward a couple feet, picked up the still smoking butt, and deposited it on his windshield. Of course he starts yelling, and the light changed, and I took off. He chased me down a back street and I found myself in a dead end. He jumped out of his car and flashes a badge at me...

I don't remember exactly what agreement we came to, but I didn't get arrested, and he didn't get fined for littering.

And, FWIW, I won't allow a cigarette within ten feet of my cars! (or my house, and my daughter is a smoker!)