I'm not a degreed and licensed psychiatrist but I would say that you are not exactly crazy. It's more a neurotic thing.

DATE: 02/02/08
TIME: Today, 15:06 CST
LOCATION: Public Storage facility
EVENT:

I raised the garage door and upon seeing her caught myself saying, "There you are...hello sweetheart. I'm coming inside and getting your motor running. You'll be hot in no time and we're going for a long ride."

Is there any hope for me?