I think you'd drive better, with that cell phone shoved up your *****.
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I think you'd drive better, with that cell phone shoved up your *****.
How many letters are in A@$?:)
Peace.
Tom
012009
I thought Chopper came up 1 letter short...or wasn't he going for rEc+vm?:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by tomdietrying
Is it me, or am I just a snob, but does anyone else feel political bumper stickers are lazy and well...lame? Clever, funny ones are, well, clever and funny...but what's the point about 3x10 Dubya/Clinton/[whoever]-bashing? I see at least two types who invest the cash on these: 1)THe selfrightous [ignorant]college student or 2)lazy, lowbrow [likewise selfrightous] child masquerading as clever intellectual. Neither honestly believe that lady in the minivan behind them suddenly smacked her head with her palm and exclaimed "THat's right, Bush DID lie and soldiers DID die!" thus altering the course of her life's decisions. THe kicker is that said folks are SO intellectualy lazy that they PAY someone else to write the pithy comment.
I like the funny ones...cleverness gets extra points (though, it's almost a necesity in light of the sticker real estate). THey sometimes make me chuckle and lighten my day. But throw in politics? Yeah...we get it...you're smart because you think politician-du-jour sucks.
Seems to me the only reason for political bumper stickers is the same as throwing up a pro sportsteam logo. Sad state of AMerican politics...it's all about choosing a team. Go OBAMA! I'm a Dubya fan! Go Lakers!
Just my 2 cents. Sorry. I get wordy on the internets. ha
TO answer the question :) I don't remember anything funny enough to add to this thread. Like i said...most give me a chuckle...and thats pretty much it. Some of the ones in this thread I've seen and smiled at. I like the cell phone ones. I have no stickers on my cars, looks tacky on them and it doesnt match. But on the VX, I have the non-statement variety. crossed sabers and a tank, a ducati emblem,an NRA sticker, and a diver down (scuba) flag. Been wanting a bantha skull or star wars empire crest (because I"m a stormtrooper!) Lame, i know...just think the wordy ones look lamer :) It's a design thing...that art school dropout in me clinging to composition habit.
To completely kill my high horse, the last sticker I chuckled at: [VULGARITY ALERT] "Jesus is my copilot, and we're cruising for [chicks]."
Oh, few more:
"Last time Jesus showed up in church, they killed him."
"Jesus Saves ... Gretzky steals, he scores!"
"Jesus is my gardener"
yeah, i find Jesus funny. I had a few other ones but I they felt oddly too vulgar for this board for me
That's the spirit spaceCADETzoom, people can think they are funny for many reasons. I don't have any bumper stickers on my car either but sometimes i do enjoy reading some of the shameless crap people choose to put on their cars.:)
"My kid beat up your honor student"
My kid's selling weed to your honor student;)
My Boarder Collie is smarter than your honor student.
Wis - I did not say all just some were very lame. The thread is titled "read and good bumper stickers lately??" right? I dont want to point fingers but some posted were just normal everyday stickers - just thought I would make it a point of my dissapointment.
NFP - haha good one...I liked that one alot. Its a bumper sticker right????? ha.
I purely dont like stand up comedy either its not spontaneous when it is scripted. And I hate the blue collar stuff. It takes the right kind of humor to make a comedian laugh.
Yeah, some of those were pretty funny... I saw one not too long ago that I couldn't help but laugh about:
"God was my copilot...
But we crashed landed
in the mountains and I
had to eat him."
I always liked the ones that they used to sell in the back of Nat Lamp (or was it High Times?), that were just a picture of a screw on a white circular background.
The funny part happens when you find an unattended vehicle with a :heart: sticker on it...
As in, but not limited to: "I :heart: my poodle" :smilewink :razzgray:
Not a bumper stickr, but a friend sent me this & it made me chuckle...
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...like-mommy.jpg
Next time wave
all of your fingers at me.
My breaks are fine
Hows your insurance
My truck doesn't leak
It's just marking it's territory
one more;
I'd like to help you out
How did you get in
This was two bumper stickers put end on end from left to right reading:
"Who would Jesus Bomb?" + "Barack Obama 2008"
I guess it was a little Q&A for the people behind him. I just get the visual of Jesus sitting in a Howitzer with a little green army helmet parked outside the Democratic National Convention waiting...... just.... waiting.
"I'd rather be driving ... Oh SHTT, I am"
I had one made for my RX-8 that said
If you dont limp you aint sht.
I have cripple tages and my 8 had a blower.:)
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...9837&albumId=0
Also look for my wing man, lol.
So you do not have the RX8 anymore? Were you ever on RX8club.com? What year and color did you have?Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaker
I still have it but im waiting on major repairs because of an accident. Yeh im on the forum. Gets a little touchy on the rx8 forum. This one seems a lot more down to earth. Mine is an 04 auto.
yeah I know the last "Olympic Torch" thread I had to chime in to keep some people in check, people are less friendly and more likely to seriously be mean to each other over there, I like Vehicross.info about 10 million times better.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaker
Oh it is an auto..... LOL..... How many times have you heard that over there? Sorry about your accident, what color is your 8?
Oh and I have not seen any cool bumper stickers sorry.
Its yellow. Its ok being an auto since I have the auto only restriction on my liscense. Funny you should say that they have a problem with autos, I went to Deals gap [tail of the dragon] and smoked EVERY RX-8 at the meet, atleast all those guys now whats up.Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBeast