Read any good bumper stickers, lately??

[BBVX]

Driving home today, I saw one that said...

What would Jesus do? For starters, he'd use His friggin' turn signal!!!



Brian

[Ascinder]

[navistar]

Sticker:

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

- Quoted by Ronald Reagan

[WiSDoM]

"my guns have killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car."

[ZEUS]

Driving home today, I saw one that said...

What would Jesus do? For starters, he'd use His friggin' turn signal!!!



Brian

I had one in my head a long time ago along those lines that I wanted to get printed...
"What would Jesus drive? A big freakin' truck, moron, he was a carpenter!"
Good thing I am lazy.

[MSHardeman]

I saw one in New Orleans once that I try live my life by:

"O.K., but wash it first."

It can apply to SO much.

[XCross69]

I didn't see this one but my friend was called and told me when he saw it...only because I joke with him about his mom:bwgr:

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

[CrnCnn]

Not really appropriate for Reno at the moment.....

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

[VX4EJR]

I actually saw these just the other day:

"If it were up to me, you wouldn't have a license to drive"

"Proud parent of a self medicated paranoid mentally ill gun wielding honor student"

[Dumke]

I didn't see this one but my friend was called and told me when he saw it...only because I joke with him about his mom:bwgr:

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

My friend got me that as a joke. also other one said.

" your little princess is my little whore. "

Not really appropriate for Reno at the moment.....

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

HAHA I am going to start using that more often.

[Knivx]

I saw one the other day that read:

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

I laughed until i realized i was behind him.