I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
lol no kidding...or maybe if they stole some rednecks big lifted truck...now we have some serious issues..
i can just see em driving around town running people over, and as they drive by, one jumps out of the back for a snack...
then off in the distance you see a black VX with a gattling gun mounted to the roof and rocket launchers on the hood....BART TO THE RESCUE!!!!
"Do Not Seek Praise. Seek Criticism."
"If You Can't Solve A Problem, It's Because You're Playing By The Rules."
"The Perosn Who Doesn't Make Mistakes Is Unlikely To Make Anything."
-Paul Arden
and then we gotta figure out a way for dub to launch saw blades or something (he's a woodcrafter(is that the right word?))....
In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
I know this opinion will create a sympathetic $h#* storm for being too extreme, but for the love of zombies, (keeping on topic) the number of complete morons that we ALL encounter on a daily basis is increasing exponentially...daily...
I'll answer to: carpenter, cabinet maker, "wood crafter", wood butcher, tree murderer, casket maker, stick twiddler, etc.
It is of no consequence what I'm called, at the end of the day, I'm still covered in sawdust...
And to stay on topic even further, here's a pic of one that snuck into my living room...he had a bad idea...
And is no longer in the realm of the un-dead...
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Last edited by Ldub : 02/19/2009 at 04:32 PM
x3 - Extreme times call for extreme measures. Why is it so hard for people to understand that the single, greatest thing they can do to help the future of life on this planet is to abstain from reproduction, or at least reproduce responsibly? I vote for none, but more than 2 children is downright selfish, ESPECIALLY when the parents are not competent, mentally stable and financially situated to care for the kid(s) properly. That psychopathic woman in California who had the quintuplets (and 6 previous children mind you) DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB OR A HOME OF HER OWN. It sickens me.
LINK ---> http://www.zpg.org/index.php?option=...=396&Itemid=18
Don't forget "casket maker".
Bart
Well, when the zombies come, they will flock to her house first...that will give us time to pack up and load everything...
As far as reprodcution, I agree, voting should be the same way. When you vote, you should have to either answer a few questions about your candidate, or better yet, no names on the ballot, just a questionnaire about the issues, whichever matches your picks the most based on order of importance, it picks them for you...Oh well, as long as we keep letting non-tax paying poor people vote, we will keep getting people like Obama for president, hell Adam Sandler should run, he would probably win.
Back to zombies, claymores are a must, what better way to protect your home, they are always on watch, and will certainly wake you up when they go off so you can finish off whatever is left.