It wouldn't surprise me...I've been known to interject a bit of reality into otherwise silly statements...
BTW, Big CONGRATS on the new abode.
Sorry to jack you're perfectly good thread Ascinder...to get back on topic, when I installed my Borla muffler, I found it to be too "raspy & rough around the edges" sounding. I found a perforated cone insert (I think from Summit Racing) that I was able to persuade into the stock 3" tip & secure with a bolt.
It took just enough of the "rough edges" off the exhaust note.