Ok, here ya go...Originally Posted by Corrosive
Once upon a time, in a country where boredom is commonplace, because everything generally considered fun by guys like me is illegal for one reason or another....there lived a group of morons.
One day they happened upon an obliging military dude with a truck, who was also a moron...
You can finish the rest yourself...my "story tellin' finger" is starting to hurt.