Warning, Semi-Hijack ahead

I have to admit a personal blonde moment I had.

Used to drive a diesel.


One late...late evening I pulled over for some fuel. I was accustomed to zooming past the red handles and grabbing the pump handle that was different colored, usually green. I pulled up, noticed a blue one and went to it, started pumping. After about 3 minutes I noticed it had pumped only 5 or so gallons. I went in to complain to the attendant. He told me "well, our kerosene never pumps that fast."