Giant Maneating Lizards In Fla.!!!

[Chopper]

It's dry, the water holes are all dried up. The lizards are getting hungry... and bold. Three humans in the last week! We need more snorkeling tourists, the things are eating locals. Kinda cool, in a twisted sorta way, knowing there is a freaking Jurrasic Park going on in the back yard. Adds a certain zest to the evening walks. We have a few, and I like them quite a bit... but then I don't feed them, swim with them, or kick around in the reeds either. HELP! SEND MORE DOPEY TOURISTS please. Particularly, soft, squishy,fat ol' Canadians in little bitty Speedos and bikinis...Dental floss, you know.

[Joe_Black]

HELP! SEND MORE DOPEY TOURISTS please.

LOL! Nature bites back. About darn time!

[thebear54]

CHOPPER....
You are one sick dude.....LOL

I remember Ft. Lauderdale beach in the winter with all the Canadian "Dental Floss" and Speedos.....LOL It was enough to make you barf
John

[Jolly Roger VX'er]

I read where one of the deceased was out jogging and decided to dangle her feet into the nice cool water of a canal.....not too particularly bright in my humble opinion!