The Obscure, Unusual, or just plain BAD Movie Thread

[crager34]

Worst Movie.

Venom (1982) - International terrorists attempt to kidnap a wealthy couples child. Their plan comes unstuck when the boy's pet snake, a deadly Black Mamba, escapes, and the terrorists and several hostages are trapped in the boy's London home. A tense evening is had by all as the snake creeps around the house picking off the various characters one by one. Then....at the end of the movie..... it's shown the snake is pregnant!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[E-ZooZoo One]

Hmmmmmmmmm… What’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen?

Oh, there’s no doubt about it - that would be ‘Night of the Zombies’.



There were about 40-or-so people in the theater when the movie started … a mere 5-minutes later, there were only 8 of us left.

Bear in mind, this was a zombie movie – it said so right there in the title – so it’s reasonable to assume that none of those people walked out because of the gore… No, I'd have to say it was the ‘stellar' performances from the cast, and/or the ‘Oscar-worthy’ script. --- Both were preposterously laughable – literally (even for a zombie movie!)

My best friend and I were among those few who stayed – it must have been some sort of train wreck effect, because we just couldn’t look away. --- Less than 20-minutes into it, 2 more people made a hasty retreat for the exit. --- The remaining 6 of us managed to make it through to the end by ruthlessly heckling the entire movie; picking it apart like vultures over a fresh carcass. --- When the credits rolled, all 6 of us applauded – certainly not for the movie itself; but rather for the fact that our agony was finally over.

Having oral surgery performed with no anesthetic would have been easier to sit through.
(Read the review in the above link – It appears I’m not the only one that thinks so!)


Best movie?
Well, zombie-wise… ‘Shawn of the Dead’, unquestionably.