Update:

The Animal Magnetism Effect - Part II�


While I�ve had several people inquire about our VehiCROSS since my last report (a number of whom were female; and more than a few of those have practically telegraphed the old �I�m available� message)� what happened tonight really gave me a laugh.


Kathy sent me out this evening to get her a couple of hot dogs from the local Dairy Queen � so I hit the drive-thru. --- Once I arrived at the window, things started out normal enough � the young girl confirmed my order, took my money, and handed me the bag� but while I was waiting for my change, another (far too) young lady came to the window and started asking all sorts of questions about the VX�

�What IS that?�
�Who makes it?�
�Is it fast? It sure LOOKS fast!�
�Oooooo, look at those seats! Did it come with those?�

Meanwhile, the first gal handed me my change - and I was already well-aware of the line of cars behind me.

�Hey y�all, come and look at this car!�

To which, almost instantly, a veritable stampede of forbidden pulchritude occurred.

(For the record - Our Dairy Queen is staffed almost exclusively by high school-aged females, nearly all of which are capable of turning heads to the point of causing whiplash � It�s actually a bit creepy really; and gives you cause to wonder about the manager�s motives, be they ulterior or otherwise.)


Anyway, not wanting to hold-up the line, I simply smiled and drove away (OK, I suppose �grinned ear-to-ear� is probably more like it)� But as I was waiting to pull out into traffic, I looked into my driver�s side mirror and saw that most (if not all) of the staff had left their posts and were gawking out the front window at the VX�s backside.


If any of you unattached teenaged male VX owners have been planning a road trip for Spring Break, you might want to give some serious thought to routing your trip through southernmost WV.