Sixty-nine, sixty-nine!
As a number, you're quite fine,
with divisors three and twenty-three
and a square root between eight and nine.
Right-side-up or upside down,
you stay the same when flipped around.
Your neat properties are overlooked today
by the younger generation who likes to clown.


You are the subject of many a joke.
At sixty-nine much fun we poke.
If a conversation is getting dull,
we liven it up with a sixty-nine joke.

Your two digits are like peas in a pod.
They make a cute pair, but not a quad.
Sixty-eight is the speed limit of a woman,
because at sixty-nine she blows a rod

Happy Birthday!!!