Now, if you had of gone G Class, with that AMG goodness.... then you would be talking.
Gelandewagens RULE! Not too mention they could pass for the twin of a 1st-Gen Trooper. Except they've got a soft-top SWB model and turbo-diesels galore here in the US.

I still see those all over around here..... with soccerball decals on the tailgate.
Hopefully Tone's next shocker isn't going to be about a "special" operation he's been saving for!