Missing Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.* Just watched a show on Canadian TV.* There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now?* Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!* And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor


of one of the*nations' most distinguished men.* It consists


primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.* The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle"


because he is so*full of **** he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I* believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.