Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER'S SOUL]


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> > > > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
> > drink I feel ashamed.
> > > > Then I look into the glass and think about the
> > workers in the brewery
> > > > and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't
> > drink this beer, they
> > > > might be out of work and their dreams would be
> > shattered. Then I say to
> > > > myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and
> > let their dreams come
> > > > true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> > > > -- Jack Handy


Personal favorite:
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
> > they awake up in the
> > > > morning, that's as good as they're going to feel
> > all day.
> > > > -- Frank Sinatra
> > > >
> > > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be
> > drunk to spend time with
> > > > his fools.
> > > > ---Ernest Hemingway
> > > >
> > > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have
> > the decency to thank
> > > > her.
> > > > ---W.C. Fields
> > > >
> > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
> > up reading.
> > > > ---Henny Youngman
> > > >
> > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
> > Coincidence?
> > > > ---Stephen Wright
> > > >
> > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
> > we fall asleep. When we
> > > > fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit
> > no sin, we go to heaven.
> > > > Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
> > > > --- Brian O'Rourke
> > > >
> > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to
> > be happy.
> > > > ---Benjamin Franklin
> > > >
> > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the
> > history of mankind is
> > > > beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a
> > fine invention, but
> > the
> > > > wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
> > > > ---Dave Barry
> > > >
> > > > Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!