I just got this today and I found it somewhat amusing. I doubt some of these were said by the people listed, but they are still funny . . . unless you are french.

Bon Jour
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"
-- Jay Leno

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
--Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
-- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
-- Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
-- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
-- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
-- Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
-- Regis Philbin

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses, and wears a beret. He is French, people."
-- Conan O'Brien

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
-- David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the
bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.