Why Helicopters Are Better Than Women


Helicopters kill you quickly while a woman takes her time.

Helicopters don't get mad if you touch and go.

Helicopters don't object to a preflight inspection.

Helicopters have manuals to explain their operation.

Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.

Helicopters don't come with in-laws.

Helicopters don't care how many helicopters you have flown before.

Helicopters and their pilots both get there at the same time.

Helicopters don't mind you looking at other helicopters.

Helicopters won't comment on your piloting skills.

Helicopters don't whine unless something is wrong.

However, when helicopters get quiet, just like a woman, it's a bad thing.