I think that God is a 3D animator - if you have ever played around with a modelling program, you can totally come up with some bizarre characters... Thus the platypus...
I do not believe in Evolution - it is the single most annoying piece of garbage I have ever had the misfortune of studying. I do believe that the Earth was millions of years in the making - but I believe that the formation of the Earth was directed by divine intervention. The dinosaurs roamed free for millions of years and then were removed to be placed on the next planet project...
Show me a half-man, half monkey in the world today and I might just give evolution a second chance... I do believe in micro-evolution - I just don't see how two apes can spawn something human... Most "creationists" don't realize that the book of Genesis actually speaks of two separate processes - the spiritual creation (planning in a sense - seven thousand years) and the physical creation (seven time periods - millions of years).
And yes, Adam and Eve had belly buttons... If you do a little studing, you will even find out that Darwin made a lot of the garbage up and recanted on his death bed - even he was surprised at how willing the scientific community was to take in this misinformation - but man has always wanted to do away with God so that he could assuage his guilty conscience.
Brent