The wheels officially won't fit

I'm so angry... I measured the hub spacing at the back of the wheel at 2", but it was some funky advertising ruler of my dad's. It's actually 1½"

No way will they fit without ½" spacers, and even then, they would stick out too much and there'd be way too much trimming to do. This is a mess.

It's just not gonna work. Now that's TWO F*QING MODS that have backfired on me... to the tune of almost $2000. I'm royally pissed about this.

Back to the drawing board