LOL! Randy's post should be re-titled "You might be a Northern transplant in Florida if..." though.

For the natives:

You might be a true Floridian if...

Storm-surge warnings mean you use the short board instead of the long.

Power loss gives you the opportunity to use your camping gear.

People in your neighborhood suddenly exhibit airboat envy.

The power company asks you for help getting their trucks unstuck.

Plywood isn't an issue 'cause you know that storm shutters aren't supposed to be decorative.

Food isn't an issue, and neither is ammo.

Your neighbors want to try your hand-pumped well 'cause it looks "quaint".

People love you for your tow strap.

Your chainsaw is over 50cc and runs. Well.

Your generator is either PTO driven or on a sled with its own Cat diesel.

You can travel 'cause your vehicle actually has ratings for ground clearance, fording depth and low-range.