Tone,

let it be known that you're the last person I'm concerned about offending.

That being said, try to confine your comments about my so-called inpropriety to that other hate thread. I'll address them all there when I'm not at work and have time to type something up.

In the meantime, I'm curious as to why you think an aluminum insert wouldn't work. Aluminum doesn't have to be polished to a shiney glare either.