Being female, I totally understand your request. I think I can help you find what you are looking for. My hubby (Swordy) has a PURPLE tree saver he bought last year after seeing it at the banquet at Moab ZuZoo VI. The tree saver is a small version of a tow strap to save a tree from a winch wire. The same company offers a bright blue (cool color I checked) tow strap.

http://independent4x.com/category.html?UCIDs=928550

Matt, the owner of Independent 4x is also a fellow Isuziod, and is at Zu events. If, you find the leopard one let me know. I'd carry that one around too.... you know in case some jeep needs pulling out of course.

Deby