Well, I've heard that French Army Tanks have a butt-kick'in Reverse gear along with a speedy gun dropping turret and a quick-change flag holder that goes from National Flag to White in just seconds!
Used French Military equipment:
French Assault Rifle- good condition...dropped only once.
French Army Tank--- good shape...gun never fired...trannie needs overhaul as reverse is worn out.
Free with any French Military hardware purchase:
A copy of the magazine "French Foreign Legion" with featured articles:
1) 10 Easy Ways to Give-Up and still Look Good!
2) How-To's on Displaying the White Flag Effectively!
3) Do's and Don'ts of Rifledropping
4) Special Interview with France's Favorite Comic....Jerry Lewis!
5) France's #1 WMD against America....Boycott EuroDisney!
Last edited by Jolly Roger VX'er : 12/20/2003 at 06:43 AM
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if its fast and cheap, its not reliable;
if its cheap and reliable, its not fast."
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