DOOD, it like sounds like your wipers are like broke MAN. I second the windsheild thang, but get your motorcycle helmet out then when it like rains or mud comes slinging in on your face sheild, just like take your arm man and wipe dat shizz off. Or get some like totally hot fem to like co-pilet and then like have her wipe ya down. Oh wait, dat might like excite ya and like make matters worse! Peace out Guy!!