How do you clear your windshield when it rains????

[SPAZZ]

Please be gentle on me as I am new to this site. But, I was just wondering as my windshield is extremely dirty and it is a pain while driving in the rain or snow to pull over on the side of the road and clean the windshield every two minutes.
Tone, Scott, anyone......Your help will be greatly appreciated

[Triathlete]

Welcome newbee! Just remove (or break) your windshield! This should perminently cure your problem When offroading you can stretch some "chicken wire" across the opening to prevent rock damage to your forehead!

[SPAZZ]

I would but...I already lowered my comprehensive deductible to $100 but my insurance is getting really pissed for all the replacement windshields. They are threatening to raise my premium.

Isn't there an easier and cheeper method???

[Mr. I-MAN]

"ADAPT AND OVERCOME" DEVIL DOG! JUST POP ON SOME GOGGLES ON YOUR GRAPE AND HANG IT OU THE FREAKIN SIDE WINDOW!

[Anita]

590 posts and you call yourself a noobie????? James, lay off the heavy hallucinogens.;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr;

[Triathlete]

It actually won't cost a dime unless you break your hammer! I didn't say "replace" it!

[VX_PA]

DOOD, it like sounds like your wipers are like broke MAN. I second the windsheild thang, but get your motorcycle helmet out then when it like rains or mud comes slinging in on your face sheild, just like take your arm man and wipe dat shizz off. Or get some like totally hot fem to like co-pilet and then like have her wipe ya down. Oh wait, dat might like excite ya and like make matters worse! Peace out Guy!!

[Moncha]

I'm a thinking that James left his computer on and someone else is yanking our chain..

[VX_PA]

And I thought that this was just a big joke, so I just played along.

Where's the sucker smiley??

[Dallas4u]

Possibly someone else as James seems to know it all!! (kidding).

He is, though, notorious for throwing in a large amount of smiling avatars in and at the end of his postings... so you never know!

[nyc #1 ironman]

Your the best Spazzyboy, you keep the board alive !!!

[SGT.BATGUANO]

Go find a gas station with long handled squeegee's and pilfer one!

Or,

When the front gets too dirty start driving in reverse!

[Anita]

Start crossing a stream, tip her over (you know how to do that), wash her down and roll her back over again. Should come as second nature by now... :bwgr:

[Jolly Roger VX'er]

Ouch....darn can the truth hurt! Especially when delivered by Anita!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nocturnalVX]

YIKES Anita! Too funny!
Now, to answer your question... get Swordy to tie in an on-board air compressor to your washer fluid reservoir, set that sucker to it's max p.s.i., and you're good to go!