I gave up and took it to Coyote Tire in Glendale. Originally wanted to just have the CV boots replaced, then I learned that the labor involved (I was quoted ~9 hours) was roughly the same as for replacing the axles, so I opted to just replace the axles altogether. IIRC, they got a new right axle, but had to send the left out for reman at a local shop. It's been a few months though.