Triathlete,
You wouldnt have been chased by the moose if you hadnt tried to karve your initials on it with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to you by Svenge - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", and "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"



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;Dr;