The last shop I had it taken to is really far away (my dad took it for me) and they were recommended as the best alignment shop in Denver by several people and a bunch of propaganda.

I don't have the time to get it out there and back with my current work schedule. Removing and aligning the steering wheel sounds like the easy fix. I'll give that a go. Also, my tires are wearing perfectly evenly so in that respect I'd rather not have it messed up (FWIW I am totally sold on these Goodyear Duratracs...had them since I got my VX and they weren't new then and they have gone another 22,000 miles with still more than half tread left...plus great grip in ice and snow. Ok salespitch over)

It does track straight down the highway, unless I try to hold the wheel level.

Thanks for tips all, especially the non-face-punching one Scott!