Contrary to popular belief, the Girl Scouts don't actually bake the cookies (I know, such a disappointment). There are two licensed bakers, Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers. Thank goodness the Girl Scouts DO sell the cookies, though. I would be less inclined to buy cookies from some old fat man in a white apron.
Well... are they at least made from REAL Girl Scouts?
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