Fun thread but ya'll have been feeding the troll a little too long he went around like 5 times. Anyone ever gets banned 'round here?
On the subject - I once forgot to out back the oil cap after filling up, drove half way to a ski resort to find smoke from under the hood at a gas station. Actually didn't notice it until I saw two dudes looking at my VX with horrified expressions on their faces. I usually see curiosity, confusion etc.on peoples' faces, but never horror. Anyways went back home and found oil cap two block down from where I stated - it was sitting on the battery while I was refilling and fell off after all. Only greased up half of the engine compartment.
Where do I get my club card?