Yeesh, that's rough, Chopp. That little OCD part of me feels your pain.
But my new take is that this:

Originally Posted by
Chopper
...this car was never a DD.
It has never been rained on or parked outdoors.
It lives in a climate controlled slot, in it's carcover.....
The(chalk) builders marks on the frame, are as clear as the day they were made....the paper labels on the axle and driveshafts are still very legible.
...should never have happened. 
Ya can't keep perfect perfect forever. Good thing is though, once perfect is out the window, you can really start enjoying stuff! Go drive through a puddle. 
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