LOL...

I had a similar experience a few years back.
I came out of the liquor store & there was a Jeep dood & his wife checking out Suzy. All the usual questions & answers ensued, & he eventually got around to implying that his Jeep would leave my Jap crap in the ditch...

I replied: "oh I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your day to have the bigger wiener"

His better half was gasping for breath cuz she was laughing so hard...he turnede a lovely shade of crimson, I put the passenger seat belt around my purchase, & went home, smiling all the way.....

No group, whether it jeep or hummers or whatever is all bad, but you usually remember the stellar dook nozzles...for whatever reason...