The author of that article simply didn't do his research and used the wrong adjective.

Rather than Ugliest, it should have read Funkiest.

...at least that's how the couple parked next to my VX in the Wal-Mart parking lot yesterday described mine anyway...

It's obvious such authors are simply trying to get our goats out of jealousy. Maybe this one is still drunk from St. Patricks Day and hasn't yet realized the no one looks good permanently wearing green.