WhatEVER. My dictionary says "argument" is "a discussion involving different points of view." If you can't accept that, call it a debate, contention, dispute, difference of opinion, pissing contest, I don't CARE what you call it. I've already wasted more time typing this than it is worth.
Yes, in the past I've stated an opinion. But I haven't in this thread, because A) it is inappropriate in what should be a simple happy birthday wish, and B) I have a life and I have moved on with it.