You know....I always park way out in the boonies. Not just a little ways....but as far as is possible from the nearest other cars in the lot.

It never fails. When I come back out to leave, there may be no more cars in the lot than there was when I went in.....but there is ALWAYS at least two vehicles parked next to me!! Not Beemers, or Porsches, nor even some teeny-boppers' ricer with a custom paint job.

No...the ones who park next to me are the inbred hillbillies with their clapped out pickups or barely limping '76 Ford Mavericks.

I mean, I don't mind admirers....look all you want. But why on earth do you just HAVE to park 20 inches to port and starboard???? Show some respect for Chris'sakes.



.....sT