Daily driver when the temps fall below 50 degrees.
Complimentary snow rescue (pulled a dozen victims out of drifts and ditches in the latest blizzard).
Costco runs.
Bewildering other drivers wondering what the hell it is.
Intimidating Land Rover owners, particularly those of the Evoque.
Beach trips.
Ski trips.
Bike trips.
Daydream scenario catalyst.
Money sink.
Fountain of youth.
Smile generator.