I love me some Big Bang but every time Sheldon opens his mouth, I want to cause him grevious bodily harm. I'd pay good money to see someone sock him square in the mouth, just once.
And Avengers was absolutely awesome! Best part, Hulk + Loki. I laughed my *** off.
Well, you're in luck. There's an episode about the boys finding the "one" ring from LOTR and Penny punches Sheldon in it.