1. Wallet is empty when she runs because I'm doing fun stuff to her
2. Wallet is empty when she doesn't run because I'm fixing her
3. Finding my vehicle in Walmart parking lots after long shopping trips never takes more than one glance in a general direction to spot the Proton
4. Did you say the snow is keeping you from going somewhere? Hahahahahaha!
5. I'll drive 5 MPH under posted limits if it makes the Flowmaster Super 44 hit the "sweet spot"
6. I used to never enjoy sleeping in the back of a car...
7. I don't look at my speedometer since I put in a ScanGaugeII
"Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law. -Romans 3:28