So get married in Moab...

Jo is a ship captain, & I'm a self ordained doctor of divinity/intoxification, between the two of us, we oughta be able to get y'all hitched up just fine...
hmmmm... tempting. lol. but if we ever want to talk to either of our mothers again -- might not be the best idea...

Yup, me and my wife have celebrated 2 anniversaries in Moab already, we'll be 11 this coming May.
Maybe next year we could have a erm... double anniversary?