Until it's legal, I'll swear under oath that you were at my house at the time and I was assisting while you were working on my VX.*Originally Posted by Ldub
* Disclaimer: Oh crap. I just realized who I'm talking to. The above unsolicited offer of perjury only applies if "bagging" refers to reaching in to an offenders vehicle, snatching the cellular device out of their hands and smashing it on the ground as they look on in shock because that should not only be legal, but also encouraged. Just sayin'. Please do not consider this as legal advice or perform these actions until they actually become legal. If fact, now that I've thought things through, I fully rescind my previous offer of perjury until all of this becomes legal so that I'm not actually committing perjury. Yeah, I know... "wuss." Contact your elected officials to demand stiffer penalties to texters and help return the roads to those who take driving seriously. Offer void in Rhode Island; I don't know why but Rhode Island always seems to bar stuff so I thought I better mention it here just in case. Tell "Jack"... "Goober says, 'hey'."
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